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Someone who you run into consistently during your daily commute with whom you have developed an awkward bond.
My street-heart just found me on facebook. How did he even know my last name?
When you drive by a buddys house and don't have time to visit but want to tell them you love them anyway. Wait to text them until you are at a complete stop, DO NOT TEXT AND DRIVE.
(via text)
you: house-bump
buddy: aw! love you too bro.
A like given on facebook as a show of support on a negative status, rather than a show that you enjoy said status.
When someone posts a facebook status about something negative that is happening, a support-like can be used to show not that you enjoy that something bad is happening, rather, that you sympathize with the poster, you are liking it as a show of support.
I almost got in trouble for giving a support-like to the post about his car breaking down.
a superheros uncanny ability to completely ignore most bullets fired at him.
Superman has some serious bullet ignorance.
When you drive by a buddys location of employment and don't have time to visit but want to tell them you love them anyway. Wait to text them until you are at a complete stop, DO NOT TEXT AND DRIVE.
Like a house-bump but for work.
(via text)
you: work-bump
buddy: aw! love you too bro.
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the thursday before payday.
I planned a date for tonight totally forgetting it was my dry thursday!
Furious googling for that perfect piece of adult entertainment for your adult entertainment needs.
Even after 5 hours of sexually-frustrated googling i still could not find the song i had stuck in my head.