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the practice of shoving kitchen appliances up the vagina to create a maze-like structure that the penis has to navigate very much like a snake.
boy: where tf is your clitoris yo
girl: i was snakepathing it earlier. good luck!
Person A: i need a digital optical disc data storage format that can play music for me
Person B: cd
like urban dictionary but hungarian
person a: let me look this up on orban dictionary
person a: nvm the site crashed as soon as i clicked the search button
vicki leekx is the second mixtape released by M.I.A. or maya arulpragasam which is basically one of the greatest mixtapes to exist. this bad bitch from sri lanka invented hyperpop a decade before it blew up and every song in this mixtape flows perfectly together. perfect soundtrack to living fast and dying young cause bad girls do it right
person a: did you hear what happened to wiki leaks?
person b: do you mean vicki leekx the mixtape released by mathangi arulpragasam otherwise known as m.i.a. which is basically like the best mix tape ever OMG!
person a: wait yes! let me hump you!
person b: as a member of gen -n-e-y Im SO getting fucking screwed tonight! illy girl
person a: you, my love, are super tight
it means "im going to fuck you raw with no condom"
a: "yo gn"
b: "im not gay"
kind of like douche-ing your anus but with a little nice and sparkly iykwim. makes a "squooooooch" sound and the -ee is from the air flowing out
a: "coca cola or pepsi?"
b: "ah i'd like some pepsi"
b: "are you just gonna stand there and hold that bottle?"
b: "that's a weird looking cup"
b: "oh my god are you squoocheeing. im leaving i dont like this"
nicest way to ask for feet pictures
person a: can haz feet pix pl0x
person b: sure man