Iono

Iono means "to not know" It's a shortening for "I don't know"

Mum: Why haven't you cleaned your room?!
Child: iono

Police Officer: Why did you feel the urge to steal £3000 from the city bank?
Kid: iono

smashed

to be drunk

Dude, my mom was totally smashed last night.

Biff

To be confused

To take a bump of ketmaine

"You're such a biff"

"Just a little biff for me, thanks".

cock and bull

a made up story

that is a cock an bull story!

schizophrenic

a person with two different souls stuck inside of them with two totally different personalities

if you are schizophrenic, one minute you'll be happy and smiling, then the next minute, you'll be in tears

butterfly

The butterfly in swimming is a great technique. Your body goes in a dolphin type of movement, almost like a rythem, and your hands goes with the rythem of your body. I love the stroke. Not everyone can do it though.

At Counties, I did 100 Butterfly.

gawhogawits

people who piss in their pants

Beth is a gawhogawits