Stach

sex on the beach. Sand in places i didn't know existed, until that night.

Dude I have sand in places i didn't know existed til that night of stach.

very

Cool or awesome, used to emphasize a good quality about something

"How very!" or "Come on, Heather, it'll be very."

skiprat

Another word for a chav/townie etc, more offensive

get the fuck away, you skiprat twat.

blue

The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked in a human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490 nanometers.

The sky is blue.

ya mum

the answer to practically every question in the world

Who? Ya mum
Where? Ya mum
When? Ya mum
What? Ya mum
Why? Ya mum