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That feeling that takes hold of you during a bender after an extended period of sobriety.
What's wrong with Joe? He looks different.
He quit drinking for three months and started back with a vengeance last week, it's just a Retox Embrace.
When you’re planning a disaster and you prioritize the possible outcomes.
Will: What if dad gets Covid before his heart goes out?
Frank: It’s been catastrophised.
Stuart: Check the list.
Russians, like V. Putin, who like Donald J Trump
If it weren't for the Trumpskies Hillary Clinton would be president.
A crazy new wing of the Republican Party created by Steve Bannon now led by Donald Trump
Me: Why would the president insult the wife of a fallen American soldier?
Her: Its part of the Loonitarian party doctrine
A subset of the Dunning-Kruger Effect which causes stupid people to deny medical science and potentially harm themselves and others during the COVID pandemic.
Him: Did you see the owner of that store in Alabama is denying entry to people wearing COVID masks?
Her: She’s suffering from the Dunning-Krovid Effect.
When you watch COVID briefings and the Prez says maybe you should test disinfecting the lungs.
Him: Did you see the ambulance at Bob’s house?
Her: Yeah, he’s got bleachedlung from eating Tide Pods after watching the Prez.
A politically correct way of describing someone with multiple personality disorder
Him: WTF is up with Jill? One minute she's Marsha Brady, the next she's Brittney Spears.
Her: She's a jack of all traits.