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When you try to put on an event for your loyal supporters but kids on Tik Tok and K-pop fans steal all the tickets.
Her: How was the Trump rally?
Him: He got Tikpoprolled, no one showed.
When POTUS Trump drains the D.C. swamp and refills it with his cronies what's left is the Trawmp
Him: What the hell is that stench coming from the White House lawn?
Her: That's The Don's Trawmp
Common in Utah and Idaho, a sex act which consists of the male sliding his penis between his girl’s butt cheeks without penetrating her vagina or anus.
Rita: Dude, no more bun sliding, stick it in.
Dude: I don’t do premarital sex.
The deplorable 35% of Americans who think Donald Trump is the man.
If anyone in Debase could read do you think Maryanne Trump’s new book would bother them?
When you abandon your responsibilities.
Fuck this snow, I’m going to cancruz and go to Mexico.
When society at large handicaps your options because you’re black.
Him: I thought George was going to work at that investment bank.
Her: He got Blackdicapped by Human Resources.
A guanaco (wah-NAH-co) is a lama-like animal that lives in southern Chile. A pissed off male will attack another male by biting its testicles. Being guanacoed is getting your balls chewed off.
Me: Whoa, I’m in big trouble when the boss finds out.
Her: You’re gonna get guanacoed, dude.