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The sound you make when you vomit alphabetti spaghetti
Jon ''I think i ate that too quickly''
Jane ''That was not a good idea''
Jon '' Oh no, oh god, oh no...zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba''
Removing yourself from facebook. Like a suicide, only online
Jim: how come boris isn't on facebook any more?
Rupert: Think it was a sad case of facebookicide
Girls blame the farting spiders when they fart because girls never fart
Jesus girl whats that smell, that you?
No, must have been those farting spiders again...they have a very poor diet