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getting upset when a man is denied sex.
man1:what's wrong? you seem upset.
man2:i got P.O.Boxed! that bitch!
man1:Dude!you pickin' a winner?
man2:No. I got an inside man!
when a man/woman makes a list of all the girls he's had sex with
man1:how many girls have you been with?
man2:i don't know.let me consult my pie chart.
boss:hey man wake up!
man:i was NOT sleeping. I just happened to zone out!
calling some one out in front of there friends.
well that is not what i heard. don't wanna pull out my snitch-blade but...sally said your small!
when your so drunk, you can't say "drunk" properly.
dude 1: man your sloshed.
dude 2: yeah i am feeling petty drunked!
when a person angles their urine stream to make less sound(as to not disturb someone)
i turned on my whisper mode when i used the toilet, cause my girlfriend was sleeping