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A noob on an opposing team in call of duty 4 who uses juggernaut
TreeBobJoe: Watch out, theres a jugger-nugger
A name for the day before yesterday to stop the awkwardness of calling it "The Day Before Yesterday" as stated by George Carlin in his bit on Time.
Tony: Hey, was heroes on yesterday?
Vinny: Nah mang, that was maloobaday.
What Peter Parker and Mary Jane were thinking about during the scene of the second movie when he's got her in the web and she finds out that he is in fact Spiderman
*Scene where M.J. is chillin in the web while spider man climbs down
Person 1: You know what she's thinking right now, don't ya?
Person 2: No, what?
Person 1: Kinky Spider Sex
One who has reached an expertise level with his frag grenades from the video game series Call of Duty.
A true frag master has the ability to cook their frags, throw them over a building, bounce it off of an enemy in last stand, kill them direct impact, and have the blast explode in a minimum of but not limited to three enemies faces rendering them all incomparable of remembering why the even bought the game.
*Player killer by grenade and watches killcam
Player: AWW WTF!?! That nade bounced off 3 different people in last stand then fell and killed me!!!
Killer: I am the Frag Master!
Acronym for "Fuck My Life"
Today I was fired from my job because the mug on my desk said "Fuck" on it. FML
Acronym for Fuck My Spelling. Almost like FML only you say it after you realize that you have horribly fucked up a word.
eYe_fAllEd_sPelleNg0239: So there was this Jahoover witness that came to my door today
eYe_fAllEd_sPelleNg0239: fms
Mister294: /facepalm
When you go at least a week without shaving or combing your hair. You dress completely like Shit and look just out right awful. Then just before a big get together or meeting up with a girl you like, BAM!! You clean up real nice. The contrast from before and after makes you seem so much nicer.
John: Dude, you look like shit, You goin to that party lookin like that tonight?
Mike: Nah man, I'm goin for The BAM Effect