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A person whose the sole inventor of the internet.And also the person responsible for the global warming shit
man#1-Hey I just found out that AL GORE invented the Internet.
Man#2-Not only is he the Internet Inventor .I hear he is the man responsible for global warming !
when a man is walking down the street and a woman walks by with real tight jeans on with a knockout ass with a good wiggle going on loking good oh yeah you know what iam talking about
man says-atsbestass I ever saw
When a person named Sanchez wipea a booger on a team mate!
Dude 1- Hey did you watch the AFC championship game last night ?
Dude 2 - Yeah , why?
Dude 1- Did you see Mark Sanchez wipe a booger on Burnell?
Dude2- Yeah that was funny as hell lol Dirty Sanchez lol
40 ounce bottle of beer that is cold
I cant wait to get home and slam a cold 40
When a person cant stop fucking
Dude- My ole lady is so pissed off at me right now.
Other Dude-Why?
Dude-She says Iam stuck on Auto Fuck wanting to screw every day.