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Kid-Eww margaret farted
Parent-Hey you mean she passed wind.
Kid-Yeah well she passed wind and she passed a fart too!
Always Fixing Shit That Aint Broken
Man-The problem isnt me .Its my friend over there he is A_F_S_T_A_B and he fucks it up worse than when he started.
When a person has had enough coffee for the day.
Husband- Hey want me to make another pot of coffee?
Wife- Not for me I am coffeed out !
1-A person who stays on farmville site all fucking day harvesting their crops !
woman1- hey do you need any help with your farm?
man-hell no you farmville freak I dont even have a farm
Hey the census Just came out and American people are the New Minority In the united States .
I wonder why?
When a person gets caught on the computer via the internet watching porn switching naked photos ,and the spouse takes the computer out of the house
Jack calls up jim and says hey how come I don't see you online anymore ?
Jim replies-My wife caught me sending naked pics to some woman in china and she threw the computer out in the garbage .
Jack says- Oh she computer neutered you huh?
Jim replies-Yeah I guess so.
This happens while doing something a person will totally forget what they are doing .
Worker1-Hey did you get the tools?
Worker2-Yeah got everything we need .
Worker1-Ok hand me the 3/4 socket .
Worker2-Shit I got everything but that.
Worker1-What happened numb nuts did your brain kick out of gear?