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decribes when a eskimo has a tooth ache, pain,hurty,tooth hurty
man-what time is it?
eskimo-time to go to dentist.
man-what?
eskimo-2:30 time to go to the dentist
This is what a man says to his bro when he wants to get high
Man says -Hey you got any erb ?
bro- Just pulls out a bowl and they both get high!
When a Cheating woman sexting her lover on the side punches the wrong phone # and sends it to another .
Guy-Hey I don't recognize this # with a text message.
Wife-Leme see that.
Message reads-Hey my bf is out of town again want to come over and play ?
Wife-Oh iam calling this bitch!
Guy-Hey I swear Thats a Wrg Sext #
NOT ECONOMICLY VIABLE meaning that your sorry ass doesnt have enough credit rtg to get yourself the least bit of cash you might need to turn your life arround.Such as catch 22 !
Dude 1 -Hey how did it go at the bank today?
Dude 2-Not to fucking good .
Dude 1-Why not?
Dude 2-They said that iam N.E.V not economicly viable .
A person who uses microsofts new search engine instend of the others.
Jim -Hey how do I find out the football history on the Cleveland Browns ?
Steve-Bing It dude !
Jim-What?
Jim-Dont tell me that your not a Bingster!
A person who uses microsofts new search engine instend of the others.
Jim -Hey how do I find out the football history on the Cleveland Browns ?
Steve-Bing It dude !
Jim-What?
Jim-Dont tell me that your not a Bingster!
This is what happens when kim jon ill decides to threaten the United States with nuke bombs
!!! Special News Bulletin !!!
Leader of North Korea Is Ready To Commit Nukacide