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AN item that a person takes when walking the dog down the street so when the mutt craps you can pick up the dung and dont leave it sitting in your neighbors yard for them to step in!
Man says - That guy there really pisses me off
Man2 says-Why
Man-Well he never carry a Crap Sack and his dog shits in my yard every day ,
Man2-I would Kick his Ass
Man1-Next time I will
Just like the G spot only much better!
Man-Hey I made my girlfriend have multiple orgasms last night.
Man2-How did you do that?
Man-I went straight for the Z spot and Wow !
When one is talking to a child whom was born in the late 80s or 90s .Because of their age they dont know what a record or skipping record was? 45 speed or 33 album so you have to use common sense so that they understand your old ass !
Son-Hey dad make sure you wash your hands cause you just went outside and had a cigarette and it smells.
Dad-Hey you sound like a skipping disc ok every time I walk in the house after smokeing you say the same fucking shit !I know it smells and i wash every time so shut the fuck up!
When a person is surprised by something they just heard or saw meaning Holy Shit but they cant say it or spell it because they might get into trouble.Or already are.
teenager texting sibling
Boy-Hey sis sure am glad mom and dad are gone for another day ,Gives me a chance to clean the house after that wild party last night.
Sis-Uh didn't they call you ?They called me and said they are due home in 15 minutes.
Boy-Holy $*#@ ! iam screwed !
-Sexual stimulation for older people when fore play just isnt enough and viagra doesnt work or cant be taken.
Old man-Hey there honey if we have sex we will prob have to have fore play before we begin,
Old lady-Hell at our age we will need to have 10 play.
Seen on license plates all across America
Dude -Hey I got to get me one of those cool set of plates.
Dude 2-Yeah get one that says SK8ER that would be cool
ebonics at its best the way it was ment to work
Password game show
and the password is
DEER
1st team clue
DOE
1st team answer
knob
I cant get in the doeknob must be locked.