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SpikeTV

A network for men, once they get rid of those damn reality TV shows and show more of the A-Team.

Two good parts about Spike TV are that Elimination show and Star Trek: The New Generation.

by true October 18, 2003


Detroit

The largest, most polluted city in Michigan. The heart of automobile manufacturing, and the birthplace of techno.

Eminem, or should I say Skittles, is NOT from Detroit. He is from NEW YORK because if he was from D-Town, he wouldn't be saying shit about techno.

by true April 25, 2004


iron maiden

Medieval device of extreme torture.

Kickass band. I even have two of their albums.

Maiden rules!!!

by true October 10, 2003


Cartoon NOTwork

A TV network that mainly shows reruns of Scooby Doo, Bugs Bunny, and other old shows. It also shows mutilated-for-American-TV anime shows like Dragonball Z, {Yu Yu Hakusho, and Gundam, in addition to shitty attempts at anime such as the Powerpuff Girls, Samurai Jack, and Totally Spies. To add insult to injury, the network even has a piece-of-shit late night block called Adult Swim which still shows kiddie shows like Futurama, Home Movies, and Inuyasha.

see Cartoon Network for better definitions.

Cartoon Network sucks so bad, I called to have it removed from my TV channel lineup.

by true October 18, 2003


pg13

Dope DJ

Yo u hear that PG13 guy spin? hes DOPE!

by True April 12, 2003


guys' night out

A harmless activity that male friends participate in for the purpose of reinforcing friendship or simply getting together to do something positive. Such activities include, but are not limited to beer drinking, discussing business and finance, watching or playing sports, playing videogames or card games, occasionally talking about women, or watching a movie that doesn't suck.

Guy's night out is one way for a man to be free, if only for a few hours.

by true August 23, 2003


Linux

It's STILL not worthy enough to be used for the desktop at this point. You'd think that during the years after the Linux "community" made the fatal mistake of throwing their unfinished slop onto the retail shelves in 2000, they would have learned from their mistakes, completed the damn kernel, made Linux easier to use for Average Joe, and worked together to make a COMPLETE OS that includes support for "winmodems" and hardware that's sold at your local electronics store. Unfortunately, that is not the case because instead we have over 200 half-assed distros and the same old religious sermons that the Linux loons made in 1999.

So Windows costs $199.99 at the retail stores and I have to memorize a 16-digit code. At least unlike Linux, it installs flawlessly, is compatible with pretty much all of the hardware on the market, and it gets all my work done efficiently.

I will try out Linux after the geeks drop dead from fighting amongst themselves and no less than five quality distributions remain.

Year of the Linux Desktop my ass.

by true April 25, 2004