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Spongiforma squarepantsii

A type of fungus named after Spongebob Squarepants due to it's sponge-like properties and similar color to the animated sponge.

Spongiforma squarepantsii is a cool ass fungus.

by unused username February 08, 2024


school gym bathroom

Even worse than regular school bathrooms. Depending on if it is an exterior gym or interior, you can expect to find crickets and other insects in:

The toilets
The urinals
The showers
The floor
All of the above
A living nightmare. Don’t even use them at your own risk unless it’s the winter. NEVER during the spring or summer.

Person 1: Yo, you hear Jimmolethew throwing up?
Person 2: Yeah, someone said he went to the school gym bathroom.

by unused username February 20, 2024


Spear Goblin Spam

A method in Clash Royale consisting of spamming spear goblins and huts, resulting in a self lobotomization, making you retarded.

Person 1: Hey, are you using the Spear Goblin Spam method?

Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: You do realize only low tier arena bots use that when their AI gets desperate, right?

by unused username February 14, 2024


Person 29

The keeper of The Box. The Box is a theoretical concept structure that contains all matter, logic, information, and everything that has ever and will ever exist. Technically the box does not have a size as it is infinite, but Person 29 is there to make sure that The Box does not collapse, potentially ending one of the universes The Persons are in.

Person 1: You ever think there’s something bigger than our universe?
Person 2: nigga are you fr

Person 29: being in the nothing sure is boring

by unused username February 08, 2024


guy typing on a 1990s computer

one of the several gifs you see next to "define a word"

go do your homework, seriously.

guy typing on a 1990s computer: types on a 1990s computer

by unused username February 15, 2024


2100

The year predicted we cannot turn back climate change. If world governments do not act sooner in a combined effort to reduce carbon emissions by putting forth better farming techniques and planting more vegetation, the world very well may become a nearly inhospitable, carbon choked land of crowded people and flooded states and providences. The world may become fractured in its entirety. If Mars isn’t colonized sooner, it may not even be a viable option for humanity to take refuge as it would take billions and billions upon billions of dollars to send expensive spacecraft with expensive people to maintain over a several month trip along with technology and shelter transport. This could lead to global superpowers getting impatient and desperate for resources as most lands with rich natural resource deposits will be flooded leading to potential nuclear war and the eradication of humanity as a whole, leaving only a smoldering blue dot for extraterrestrials to look at for a moment.

Hope for a better 2100.

by unused username January 29, 2024


Hot Cheeto Puffs

Probably one of the best snacks Frito Lay has ever created. Better than regular Hot Cheetos.

Billy Bob Jones: yo let me get some of those Hot Cheeto Puffs
Person 2: nah fam these are mine, fuck off

by unused username February 10, 2024