10,000 dollars

minimum amount you have to pay for healthcare in america
spelled ten thousand dollars if you want to be specific

patient: i have a wound
doctor: that'll be 10,000 dollars

peter

The guy who happens to work at every single factory in the world and manages to violate company regulations every time.

Peter what the fuck are you doing to the sprinkles!?

minecraft icon

If 5-7 crazy stickmen taught us anything, the most powerful object in your computer.

Shit roger the IRS took our minecraft icon

smoking is gay

some shit health nuts say when you smoke a ciggy in their faces

“Disclaimer: Smoking is gay”

lost faith in humanity

When General Shepherd magnums you so hard in MW2 that you took a whole bottle of Ibuprofen.

Bro I fuckin lost faith in humanity when I Shepherd shot me and Ghost.

burn cereal

when yo cooking so bad you fuck up cereal

bro i can burn cereal

Madonna

General italian term for suprise.

Oh Madonna! The Pope just imploded!