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Using this is seen as immature. It gives off the same energy as "shit" but it's said by people below the age of ten.
Jim: 我吃大便
Bob: 你... 啥？？？？？？
Jim: 很好很好吃 是你的大便 救命！我要去医院！！！！
Bob:救你的屁 我不会帮你 你是一个大傻瓜
Jim: 妈的! 我要爆炸向炸弹一样了!!
editor's note: You have no idea how painful it was going back and forth from english keyboard to Chinese keyboard. There's definitely a better way, but I'm way too lazy to find it so here's your little story that you can translate or whatever.
This phrase terrifies me to my very core because of one IGP video. It's this video about a subway train and somewhere at the end, the speaker that usually repeats the same phrases over and over again suddenly says a single very very unnerving loOk beHind youuu and Jesus Christ it scared the absolute hell out of me and IGP like AAAAAAA
Me: wow this video is pretty spooky
Speaker: ...police have investigated the murd- loOk beHind youuu
IGP: YO WTF
Me: YO WTF (but I'm more terrified)
Here's a time capsule from 2024
FUUUCK HOW IS THIS STILL OVER CHARACTER MAX LIMIT AAAAAAA
screw it I'm migrating some of these over here
Minecraft is uh.. not doing the greatest right now it definitely used to be better (bite me)
time capsule:
uh.. something about a toilet I think?? Toilet man??????? uhhhh skibidi yes yes?? Oh! There's some camera guy.
Is skibidi like a new furry thing or something? Like a skibidi fetish?? You like dressing up like electronics??????
uh.. gyatt was it? I think it means ass
ahh means ass as well I guess
something about uhh fandom tax.. I guess fandom is taxing its users now
rizz is short for charisma or something but I don't understand why they didn't spell it riss like do you see a z ANYWHERE in charisma?? I suppose American English would've probably changed it to charizma by now if it was consistent. (Yes I'm shaming American English screw you)
I hope plant vs zombies improves itself but I know it won't and that just hurts my soul
something about ai I don't know we'll all die
hit that dislike button so no one sees this like way too early because it'll be really awkward
lil bro is a phrase I think I don't really know what it means buuuuut I see it sometimes.. rarely
popularMMOs my beloved ;(
I don't think saying "please dislike this" Would work so I'll do something to FORCE you to dislike this HAHA
suuuusssss sussy baka suuuusss *dabs epikly* haha trolled!! TROLLED!1!!!!! You're sooo suusssy hahaha uwu *nuzzles u cutely whilst dabbing like a big pro* haha soooo sus AMOGUS yeeet *default dances over ur dead corpse epikly*
I nearly died writing that so say thank you for such dedication to this
Yet another word that doesn't mean you're illiterate if you use it.
Jim: Help I'm being harrassed
Bob: You mean harassed?
Jim: FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
Jim: You're mom
Jim's mom: Yeah I know that you retard.
What kind of horrific demon decided it was a good fucking idea to name this playwright and not playwrite
I don't fucking wright the play. I write the play.
The unurban dictionary definition of playwright is: a person who writes plays. DO YOU FUCKING SEE WRIGHT ANYWHERE IN THERE???????????????? WHAT THE FUUUUUUUCK
A very powerful word that's a combination of the words: shithead, idiot, retard, dumbass, bastard, asshole, cunt, and motherfucker
Bill: You are a shidiotardumbastasshuntherfucker, Jim.
Jim: You're fired
Bill: HAHA! You can't fire me twice you shidiotardumbastasshuntherfucker!
Bob: Into the incinerator you go
Bill: WHAT???? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO