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George W. Bush undoubtedly used this word at least once in his life.
Georgy boy: America is undoubtably united
Insert laugh track
Georgie bud: Why must everybody laughing
A button people mostly press whenever a definition insults them or calls them out. This makes them feel good.
see Urban Dictionary Names
How dare this definition call me dumb after I spelt retard as retart. Behold, the Urban Dictionary dislike button is here to save the day! I get to increase the number next to the thumbs down by a whole 1! Hold up, did this definition just flip me off??? This deserves a big fat dislike. What? You say I'm an Urban Dictionary dislike button addict? Hmmm... dislike from me.
newspapered, newspapering
Verb
To create (a note, letter, or written message) partially or entirely from pieces of text or images taken from different sources, especially to conceal the creator's identity.
The ransom note was newspapered together using magazine clippings.
newspaper (verb)
A concerningly high amount of people genuinely think this is the correct way to spell sandwich. I searched this term up on here expecting to be called an illiterate moron, but I wasn't.
Bob: I just ate a sandwhich
Jim: Same. I love sandwhiches
Bill: Me too. Sandwiches are my favorite
Bob: Actually, it's spelt sandwhiches
Bill: I'm pretty sure it's not
Jim: I just searched it up on Urban Dictionary and uh, yeah it is
Bill: Well according to Merriam Webs-
Bob & Jim: You're fired, Bill
You lost the f key while typing
Jim: Where the hell is my eph key??? This is the twelth time I lost it!!
Bob: Do you mean twelfth?
Jim: IT WAS YOU, ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!
An often misunderstood term in the English language. Being a sadist does not immediately mean you're a demented monster. Being a sadist could include: telling a deez nuts joke, teasing someone in nearly any way, or finding someone cute when they are blushing or flustered.
In short, most people are sadistic in some way.
Jim: God, Janet looks so cute when she's blushing
Bob: Bro, you're such a sadist
Jim: What? I don't enjoy stabbing people. I'm not even a bit sadistic.
A past arc that could make a grown man cry
Bob: Hey Jim! Why are you crying?
Jim: I just watched through the popularmmos crafting dead series
Bob: Oh..
Bob sheds a tear