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Said your 4th grade teacher
Jim: YOU INCOMPITENT FOOL
Jim: I MEAN YOU INCOMPITINT FOOL
Jim: WAIT NO I MEAN YOU ENCOMPITINT FOOL
Bob: I think I might die
A shortened way of saying, "You may only speak to me when I give you direct permission to do so."
This phrase is usually only most effective if the user is of higher authority than the targeted person. Otherwise, the targeted person could respond with "I didn't either" in which both persons should halt speaking with each other as continuing on would be immature.
Bob and Jim are co-owners of a company. Billy is a lowly grunt working for them.
Bob: Hey Jim. You should stop eating fast food. Did you know that fast food is bad for you because...
Jim: I didn't ask
Bob: I apologize for the inconvenience I may have caused you, Jim. I was genuinely attempting to inform you of the dangers of fast food, because I worry about you and care for you.
Jim: I didn't ask
Bob: I didn't either
Jim: ...
Bob: ...
Bill: Hey guys! I just posted my name onto Urban Dictionary!!!
Bob & Jim: I didn't ask
Bill (pathetic retard): :( I can't say anything because if I do, I'll get fired
You have misspelt restaurant. You will now be banished to eternal damnation.
Jim: Let's go to the resturant
Jim fucking explodes
The little brother of eachother
Jim: alot
Bob: a lot
Jim: a lot of deez nuts in your mouth
The happy
I am the happy
I am not depressed
I am the happy
I am not depressed
I am the happy
I am not depressed
I am the happy
I am not depressed
I am the happy
Bob: :D
Bob: I am the happy
Jim: Okay...?
Bob: I am not depressed
Jim: Yeah you just.. said that.. what?
Bob: I am the happy
Jim: Are you okay...?
Jim: Bob?
Jim: Hello??
Jim: ...
Jim: Anybody???
Jim: ...
Jim: Anybody?????
A common misconception is that this term is incorrect. Cactuses is a valid plural form of cactus. Yes, so is cacti and cactus itself.
Bob: Wow there are so many cactuses here.
Jim: You mean cacti? hehe
Bob: r/confidentlyincorrect
Jim: This isn't Reddit, buddy. hehe
Bob: Not everything from Reddit comes from Reddit you absolute moron.
Jim: GAH! Foiled again.
An agreement with proceeding with something. Usually in response to a sentence involving let's.
The yeah can be exchanged for anything. For example:
Sure. Let's.
Yes. Let's.
or just simply remove the Yeah and just saying Let's.
Jim: Let's make a bomb.
Bob: Yeah. Let's.