early life crisis

allegedly an album thats gonna drop new by that femboy twink ah mfer nettspend

"yo im hype for early life crisis"
"go outside bro, please."

departure

when you depart

"my departure for your mothers house is tomorrow"

baldee

bladee but bald

bladee is bald, baldee.

blobby

it means blobby

blobby

milennial

someone with the worst possible humor currently walking the face of the earth.

*milennial pause (duration: 30 seconds)* "wassup butter cup! i haz a happy doggo with me! he witerally borks at everything! he's such a friggin goober! Can't go a singular day without my starbies, or else im going to activate RAGE MODE!" *makes chopped ahh jim carrey facial expression*

"ma'am, please go back to your old folk's home. where is your caretaker?"

peter griffin x lain

when peter griffin is uhhhh got that lain haircut vro he rockin dat LAIN HAirCUT

"AND YOU DONT SEEM TO UNDERSTAND"
"peter griffin x lain, stfu vro"

qrodyrialigma

queer bro diddy materialist sigma

"yo bro who's that sexy mfer over there?"
"broo, that dude's a total qrodyrialigma, I don't fw him"