bladee

my favorite artist but for some reason whenever i listen to him i suddenly forget how to bathe myself

"BROOOO you smell like SHITTT!"
"chill bruh im listening to bladee rn"
"makes sense"

gawkacide

when someone takes so much goddamn dick to their mouth it causes them to implode.

'cheryl was getting passed around the block so much she fucking imploded bruh, truly a gawkacide moment"