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DHMIS

A Series Of Videos On A Chanel By The Same Name (DHMIS Is an Abbreviation For Don't Hug Me I'm Scared.) It's Not Recommended for kids, but unless you are scared of puppet organs, you should be fine.

Tomska: Its Over, We Can All Finally Die
Random Man: Have You Seen The Wakey Wakey Trailer For DHMIS?
Tomska: w h a t

by xXKill_MeXx xXI_Need_HelpXx December 07, 2020


please end my fragile life, you beautiful ostrich

slang for taking a dump on the moon

oh god, i really made a please end my fragile life, you beautiful ostrich

by xXKill_MeXx xXI_Need_HelpXx December 07, 2020


Dr. Doofensmirch The 8th

You Are Smort, But Also Retarted

John: bro that dude is dr. doofensmirch the 8th. Second Man: John, This Is Why We Don't Invite You To Parties.

by xXKill_MeXx xXI_Need_HelpXx December 08, 2020


This Is Ground Control To Your Mom

This Is A Parody Of Major Tom, And The Famous Line This Is Ground Control To Major Tom.

This Isnt An Inside Joke, If It Was, It's A 1.72 Million Inside Joke, However It Never Really Had A Defention And Was A Throw Off Joke, So Now It Means When You Want To Bang Someones Mother (As A Joke, Like A Type Of Your Mom Joke)

This Is Ground Control To Your Mom!

Person 2: John, Please Get Out Of Bedroom, And For The Last Time, You Cannot Do My Mother

by xXKill_MeXx xXI_Need_HelpXx March 02, 2021


EPICEST GAMER MOMENT

You Stay A Virgin Till You Die, But You Have Beaten Every Game You Could Buy (Also You're In Debt)

Can Also Be Said If You Murder/Rape The Entire Family Of That Dude Who Kept Calling You A Gay Failed Abortion Noob

Also Applies If You Alter History By Ripping Time And Space So You Can Say The N Word Without A Pass (This Also Works If You Assassinate Obama And Take His Godly N Word Pass)

I have done an EPICEST GAMER MOMENT

Person 2: John, This Is Your Mothers Funeral....

John: Well You Know What They Say!

Person 2: I Swear To God If You Say You Can't Spell Funeral With Fun, I will Commit Necrophilla With Your Dead Mother And Send You The Video

by xXKill_MeXx xXI_Need_HelpXx March 02, 2021


Fna Fictioun

When You Make A Horrible Fan Fiction Purposefully So People Get Mad At You Because Making People Unessearly Mad Will Definitely Stomp Out The Fact That Nobody Will Ever Love You, And The Fact That You Will Die In Debt

haha Time To Post My Thanos And Natasha Fna Fictioun

by xXKill_MeXx xXI_Need_HelpXx December 07, 2020


Poopy Head

An Insult Used By kindergarteners To Immature 1st Graders

hahaha you are such a poopy head johny hahahahaahahhaahahahahahahahahaha *C O U G H*

by xXKill_MeXx xXI_Need_HelpXx December 07, 2020