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Pleasure Island. The place where every night is New Year's Eve (how corny is that!). Owned by Disney but so not kid-friendly cuz you can get drunk, party, and have the night of your life.
If you've never been, check out Comedy Warehouse, Motion, and 8TRAX. They even have a gay club called Manequins. o_O
Just look for the tons of spotlights glaring in the sky, and a big neon sign of Jessica Rabbit.
"Some friend and I are goin to P.I. tonight, wanna come?"
Good fucking story. Usually used when someone tells a really bad or vague story.
Me: So I went to the store yesterday.
Other guy: And?
Me: That's it.
Other guy: GFS you fgt
stands for Disney's Animal Kingdom.
Apparently it's 'nahtazu,' which you assume to be some swahili word, but it's a lame thing that Disney invented to prove that DAK is 'not a zoo.'
Check out the Festival of the Lion King, Primeval Whirl, and Dinosaur. Kali River Rapids is cool too.
An indoor rollercoaster is being built, Expedition Everest. Will prolly be pretty sweet. Prolly Disney's call to Universal's new Mummy ride.
"Why's it called DAK and not just AK?"
"Beats me."
A water ride found in most amusement parks, where you are inside either a boat or a log and you float down a trough.
Not as fun as a roller coaster, but you get pretty wet.
"You wanna go on the flumes? There's barely any line."
a she - him... therefore a shem..
is that a girl? she aint got no tits.. must be a shem
n. A sexual favor performed on a male by a female. The penis of the afore mentioned male is subjected to extreme physical activity, which, in turn, has produced a significant amount of perspiration as well as an anus that has secreted fecal matter so that now there is a combination of sweat and feces in the undergarment of the male. The penis is then inserted into the mouth of the female. This insertion is akin to someone picking up a dirty sucker and placing it into their mouth.
Five minutes after I ran the Boston Marathon, I gave the bitch a dirty sucker.