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Cream on a Cracker

A competitive game where the male participants sit in a circle and jerk off until one by one they cum on a cracker that sits in the middle of the circle. The last one to cum is the loser and has to eat the cracker.

Dude, Frankie enjoys playing Cream on a Cracker. I think he loses on purpose.

by Biggunplenty December 16, 2011


cream crackered

Knackered (as in extremely tired). Rhyming slang.

I am cream crackered!

by dan September 02, 2004


Cream Crackered

To be extremely tired and exhausted.
Rhyming slang for knackered.

Guy 1: Wanna go out later?
Guy 2: No thanks, I'm Cream Crackered.

by Teatard January 29, 2009


creamed cracker

A person who is white beyond belief. One who can't dance. Either acts this way or has pasty white skin.

Damn, Suzy is such a creamed cracker!

by Kaceyxxx November 15, 2007


cream cracker

Rugby players who are in fact closetted gays,wank as a group onto a cream cracker--the last on to come eats the cracker.

Hiya chaps lets get going with a cream cracker

by roger cole January 15, 2008


Cream Cracker

Cream crackers are flat, usually salty buiscuits usually served with cheese. In other words, they are extremely boring. These crackers have a habit of appearing in your nightmares and announcing trivia, continued with the saying:" Isn't that interesting?"

Cream crackers are made of flour and yeast. Isn't that interesting?

by EmoBallerina February 02, 2011


cream crackered

when a person has cum over them and just get sexed again

I cream crackered shannon last night

by davy5748397 August 19, 2006