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A very large and thick snake, often living inside ones pants. The species "Matt Trainotti" is especially known for its singular focus on the fertilization of female eggs. Once fertilized, the leaves the protection of the eggs to the female and moves on to another female. Is highly sought after by female snakes, and is well known to have a craving for alcohol.
"He has a Trainotti python is his pants! Wow! No wonder all the girls love him!" "Looks like he blacked out again. Must be of the 'Trainotti' species."
A cousin of the term Anaconda, the word Python also refers to a dick.
Someone who says they like Python is actually trying to hint to you that they enjoy dick.
As a statement of truth: "I have a huge-ass Python"
As a pickup line: "My python's very happy to see you"
As a euphemism for liking dick: "I like Python"
Inserting a dangerous snake up someone's ass before performing anal sex.
After a wild weekend of Python, Gary was bitten on his ass cheek and later died of his wounds.
The little worm in my drawers I chase my wife around the house with!
Tammie says, "Bill put your Python away before I start laughing hysterically!"
.357 Magnum caliber revolver formerly manufactured by Colt's Manufacturing
Granny didn't appreciate Lil Sneaky tagging her porch, so she nailed him down with her Python
Python is a general-purpose programming language.
He is a software engineer that uses the python programming language.
When a hot girl shits a seven footer
Damn, my girlfriend just shit a python in the toilet.