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my mate is queer he likes to feel a penis up his rusty sherrifs badge
One morning Phil "McCrackin" Rollason rose from his bed to find he had a leakage out of his Rusty Sheriffs Badge. Upon investigation he had found out that Kevin Ryan had spent the night at his flat!!!
Arsehole, ring, sphincter, anus
Show us your Rusty Sheriff's Badge ya dirty bitch!!
To use it's correct scientific name: 'The A-hole'.
Of course this is due to their startling similarity in appearance.
"See you in fifteen minutes Ed, I'm off to the toilet to release a few 'Chocolate hostages' from the Rusty Sheriff's Badge.