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SNAIL!!

An expression of dismay similar in meaning to the word FAIL!! but denoting a personal failure, rather than that of somebody else..

Shit i forgot to buy cigarettes, SNAIL!!...

I can't believe i had sexual intercourse with that fat bitch last night, SNAIL!!....

by babooncunt July 22, 2010


Snail

A slow person

Person: Carl is such a snail! He can’t keep up with us

by Ace the simp January 29, 2023


Snailing

The action of a woman dragging her vaginal area over a surface. Resulting in a residual trail of bodily fluids being left behind.

Ashley: Our boss is a dick!
Lauren: Yea! Im planning on snailing his desk as soon as the asshole leaves!

by Bertha1548 February 28, 2014


snailed

When your woman has dragged her naked, aroused pussy across part of your body, leaving a snail trail, you can say you've been snailed.

After I fucked her, Vivian snailed my leg. I had to take a shower to get the sticky pussy juice out of my leg hair.

by vastheman August 18, 2009


snail

Smart and social animal. They like to eat jellyfish and dinosaurs. Snails live in big houses with gardens. Sometimes their house is set near a waterpool but as it is quite dangerous, not many settle there. One day the snails will rule the world, but not tomorrow because tomorrow is moving day. French also like to eat snails.

Oh look at that enormous snail! He is so superior and impressive! I'm going to buy him some dinosaur nuggets.

by snailfear April 17, 2011


SNAILS

Students Not Actually In Law School

It's exam-time and the library is once again full of SNAILS. I can't get a fucking seat anywhere!

by Dal2010 April 11, 2010


snails

"snails" is the common name for non-existent ridiculous currencies from fiction books, movies and video-games.

this magic potion is so expensive! it costs 100 snails!

by Leo of the Харків April 08, 2023