the process of switching from tighty whities to briefs in order for a girl to have sexual intercourse with you
"I've been blaining for about one week and i have been laid about eight times."
the act of ignoring someone who has a crush on you in hopes that they will no longer have a crush on you.
Maggie has been blaining John for the last month because he has a crush on her.
to blaine means to go off at a tangent and start talking bs, to lose control over your own flow of ideas, to type just because each key stroke is free.
There he goes, blaining again.
When you totally fuck something up really badly.
"Man I totally Blained it with that date with Sarah"
"I'm gonna Blain this presentation today"
"I am Blaining it right now, talking to you"
the kind of dude who you can always talk to because he’s wise beyond his years, and he thinks that he’s ugly but really everyone knows he’s cute. he has so much potential and he doesn’t even know it. he’ll always have you on your toes because you never know what he’s gonna do or how he’ll feel about you or anyone else. he’s someone you’ll always want in your life. but you gotta be careful he doesn’t take any crap and if you give him crap you have a special nickname and place in hell. only the og Blaine’s are like this.
“i’m gonna ask blaine for advice he’ll know.”