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The sound a human penis makes as it ejaculates, according to comedian Doug Stanhope.
This is a physical manifestation of my love for you...BLORT!
blowing bubbles into a woman's vagina
Michael would just keep on blorting until she reached climax. it worked every time.
Sound effect originally attributed (by myself) to tubgirl.com. Now used as a general word with many applications, such as an expression of disgust or an emphasis of something disgusting or displeasing.
Some Person: Shit I just crapped my pants!!
You: blort.
A response to a statement that you did not understand
someperson: I think the framajam requires fenestration
you: Blort?
someperson: What?
you: Exactly
A blort is a domesticated animal that exhibits three of the seven deadly sins (gluttony, greed and sloth) constantly and simultaneously. Can also be used for humans if the human is particularly blortish.
to blow bubbles into a woman's vagina for her pleasure
Michael was the best blorter around. Women would come from far and wide to experience this sexual wonder.
Blort is an onomatopoetic term for the sound of a dog farting while asleep.
Dog: *blort*
You: Stick a cork in it, Pugsley!