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The Jonkler

Arch Enemy of Man

The Jonkler: *jerks man off*
Man: I’m proud of you dick

by Lazy Bro August 15, 2023


imagine if the jonkler got a low taper fade

the definition of this word is MASSIVE, it involves having john pork as your barber as he cuts your hair to turn it into a low taper fade.. you cant help but think... "man.. i just cant imagine if jonkler got a low taper fade instead of me..".. the moment john pork finishes the cut.. he will ask you.. "what is the next step of the operation?" you will then turn into the jonkler with his low taper fade and lock in.. you will then be able to talk to both huzz and bruzz alike.. BOIII THIS DEFINITION IS SO TUFF

john pork cutting his hair
man (thinkin like the thinka): man.. i cant imagine if the jonkler of all people got a low taper fade...
john pork (finishes): what is the nexts step of the operation?
man (proceeds to jerk, pulling out his shlong dong and goons a little bit for a split second before locking in and says out loud): IMAGINE IF JONKLER GOT A LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW TAPER FAAADE.
(the man proceeds to turn into the jonkler, with his brand new epic low taper fade that look so TUFF BOII)
john pork: understood my nigga
(john pork turns into dequavious pork to have n word pass)
(the man exits the room to talk to the huzz and bruzz, still having indecent exposure of his shlong dong in public.)
(the end, make sure to like, subscribe, and ring that bell for part 2 of imagine if the jonkler got a low taper fade.)
(its still massive)

by uchihahomerhawktuahjohnpork January 20, 2025


The Jonkler

The arch enemy of Be Man.

The Jonker: Hello Be Man, I am the Jonkler
Be Man: *Cums*

Oh no

by theonejonkler February 26, 2024


Jonkler

A serious fella who’s always fighting Man in the mean streets of Gotham City

Why so serious, Jonkler?

by Jonklerfan1 February 07, 2025


Jonkler

The ripoff of Joker. It can be used to name your friend who acts goofy in every situation.

Bro, stop acting like a Jonkler.

by THEMANTISGOD18 December 23, 2024


Jonkler

A person who masturbates in public. They are often seen with a big crowd around them, watching as they do their business.

A: Come look, there's a jonkler outside Barnes and Noble
B: Oh boy I can't wait to see him jonkle

by Billiam Weardsley February 22, 2024


Jonkler

A jonkler is another word for toe; however, its deeper meaning is a male's genitals. It's typically used in the plural (jonklers) to hide its true satirical meaning.

Im going to touch your jonklers”

“Your jonklers are massive”

Mom: “Do you like jonklers billy?”

Billy: “No mama I like girls!”

by Jonklers June 29, 2025