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One of the most goddamn cute animals ever and yet no one gives 2 shits about it because its endangered.
Person 1: yo, you here about the red pandas that are dying out.
Person 2: a fucking wut
When you eat something with red food coloring, and turns your poop a red tint color!
Melissa ate her red burnt peanuts and later yelled from bathroom that her poop looked like the head of a red panda!
Used to describe something that is better in every way than its counterpart but is not very well known.
red pandas are the prime example
The sleaziest and most intoxicated of all god's woodland creatures. He will drink himself into a frenzy, attempt to mate with other animals in their sleep, and spends the entire next morning throwing up and dry heaving.
"Upon waking, the first emotion the red panda feels is shame." - Doug Attenborough
the best animal that are the human of the fucking gods
they will save us from the Fucking end of the world with there cute fucking smiles
did you know that red pandas are better than god.
A type of bet made for the exchange of oral sex the bet winner has the ability to use this red panda at any moment anytime and the loser must perform immediately. no questions asked. before agreeing to this bet all parties understand that the rules of this bet cannot be alterred.
During a heated argument about wildlife the 2 people were so sure of themselves, 100 percent sure, that they made a red panda bet. it is said after years its still owned by the winner and is waiting for the perfect moment.
A Red Panda is the name of a sex move in which you have sex with an asian chick on her period. Right as you are about to cum you pull out and hit her in the eyes (giving her the telltale rings around the eyes that pandas have). She must be asian, because like her, pandas are from the orient. All though the proper way to perform this is while the female is on her period it can still occur while she is not ovulating.
I totally gave this chick a Red Panda last night.
I'm gonna Red Panda yo ass.