An expression used when something is hilarious. Also used in place of the expression "cracks me up."
Dude, that shit was so funny, it gave me two cracks in my ass.
Definition 1: When your ass crack gets really hot.
Definition 2: A really, REALLY bad place to be.
Def 1: A: Man, my ass is really hot after that jog.
B: Hot like Satans ass crack?
Def 2:
A: You dont wanna go to that rusty-ass building over there.
B: Why the hell not?
A: That place is in the middle of Satans ass crack!
when someone annoys you and you get triggered but don't want to swear
person 1: NUUUUUUUUUUU I LOST IN ROBLOX
person 2: guess who killed you
person 1: lick my ass crack
The very early portion of the day - around or before dawn. Derived from the term "crack of dawn."
"Man, I had to get up at the ass crack o' dawn to bring my mama to the airport for a 6am flight."
Beatrice got up every morning at the ass crack o' dawn to milk the cows.
Someone's mom's ass that has a carpet on her ass and warts to go with it.
I wanted to do his mom sooo badly, but didn't realize that she had a rocky mountain ass crack.
person 1: hey bro how are you doing
person 2: i licked my own ass crack
person 1: how bro i wanna try
I was mad the other day so I was like fuck it I’m fixed to try some string ass crack to make my husband jealous.