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fornicating fido

fucking the dog, to do nothing productive

What were you up to today? Oh you know, fornicating fido.

by victor musial January 02, 2007


Profilactic Fornication

profilactic fornication- the act of sex with use of protection, for example; Condom or vaginal ring

protecive, sex, Profilactic Fornication

by CONGLONERATION! January 18, 2011


Not here to fornicate with arachnids

A more nuanced take on ‘not here to fuck spiders’. A classic Australianism expressing that things of little consequence or excessive moderation are not worthy to be undertaken.

Further context, similar to ‘having bigger fish to fry’.

“Hey Ellis, last drinks just got called. Pint of pale and mezcal chaser?” says Toph.
“Not here to fornicate with arachnids.” he replies in support of the offer.

by Kiz... December 25, 2020


fornicate my existence

a fancier and funnier way of syaing "fuck my life"

-Dude i just did your ma

-Fornicate my existence

by Don L October 30, 2008


fornicating female dog

A fancy way to say "fucking bitch"

I hate you, you fornicating female dog!

by 3EP February 05, 2009


fornicate rotted meat

What Ogre wants you to do. As commanded in the song "Spasmolytic"

swirling tastes, fornicate rotted meat

by jayjaybolony September 27, 2007


four-wheeled-fornicator

...the Vanulator's nickname.

Oh my GOD! That's the Vanulator, you know it is also known as the four-wheeled-fornicator!

by AmabokoT4 March 15, 2009