When someone has a skill issue
“I have stage 4 cancer” you would respond with should have played more geometry dash
“My daughter is dying aster the car crash” tell her to play some geometry dash for me
Some joke that a kid in my class made, and the whole class blew up because it was fuckin "hilarious"
Me: *roasts kid about geometry dash*
Kid: "Geometry Dash your mom"
Class: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH
A day to celebrate geometry dash! Everything about geometry dash is celebrated except base after base because it sucks.
"Hey Joe, it's national geometry dash day today!"
"Wow Jim, I sure love everything about geometry dash except base after base because it sucks."
dont trust Randomguywastaken, he's the one lying.
the update is out chat! Dec/19/2023
Robtop: Check steam
Everyone: check steam??... wait, GEOMETRY DASH 2.2 IS OUT?!!?! LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!
MONTHS OVERDUE BUT BETTER LATE THAN NEVER, IT IS FINALLY FUCKING HERE!!!!!
GEOMETRY DASH 2.2 CAME OUT ON DECEMBER 20, 2023!!!!!
FIRE IN THE HOLE FIRE IN THE HOLE FIRE IN THE HOLE FIRE IN THE HOLE
Guy 1: FIRE IN THE HOLE
Guy 2: what the fuck
Guy 3: he was playing Geometry Dash 2.2
Guy 2: oh
Guy 1: FIRE IN THE HOLE
finally out, released on december 19th 2023
i cant believe that im playing geometry dash 2.2