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Someone who saved you from you, your biggest adventure, your safe place and everything that is comfortable to you all at once. Yellow is the person you love the most and you can’t live without. They complete your life and make it worth living
“Shes my soulmate, my twinflame... Shes my yellow”
A running gag in Spongebob where a fish named Fred Rechid who is brown constantly screams "MY LEG" whenever some chaos is happening.
Fred: "Well warm up those friers!! Cause I am hungry for one... HELP HELP!!
**Mr Krabs picks up Fred and throws him out of the Krusty Krab**
Fred: MY LEG!!!
Mr Krabs: Can't you see we're closed!!!
The new "that's what she said". When some derragatory remark is said, another person remarks "my wife or my sister?". Another person is to respond "what's the difference?"
"Let's go to that all-you-can-eat-buffet!"
"My wife or my sister?"
"What's the difference?"
That's your homie, close friend
#bestfriend #homie #Friend #mydawg
Who is that? That's my dawg my ride or die
The best Netflix show!!!!! Has the perfect balance of romance, crime, and gangs. 10/10 recommend!!!
On My Block is the BEST show on Netflix! Ruby is such a babe!
A fan fiction that, if it's fake, then it's complete genius; and if it's real it's total desecration of a perfectly good book/movie series. Starring the ultimate Mary Sue Ebony Dark'ness Raven Dementia Way, who is "totally goff". Nearly everything is misspelled. ALL of the characters are COMPLETELY ooc. Also, theyre SO cool, that they do crack AND coke. Because apparently the author didn't realize that crack IS coke.
Regarded as the worst fanfiction in the history of all fan fiction, My Immortal is highly entertaining. Giving us new words like "virility" instead of "virginity", "mastacate" instead of "masturbate", and "excretion" instead of "discretion".
Very much recommended. You don't need to be a harry potter fan- it will make you laugh, I swear.
Friend: "Let's read my immortal!"
Friend two: "No, I'm afraid I'll vomit."
Friend: "But I want to find out what happens to Ebony/Enoby/Ebobby/Egogy/Tara, or however else the author decides to spell her name!"