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To have and affair or "cheat" on your significant other; via text messaging.
Man1: My wife left me
Man2: Why?
Man1: For having a textual affair with that new girl in payroll
Man2: You should have destroyed the evidence
My brother said he wasn't into textual intercourse, but I found one of his conversations saved.
a guy who text like a girl. frequently uses the slang like OMG, LOL, WTF in a text. girls find this unattractive and unmanly.
it also can be used to describe a guy who shortens words like, wat, dis, and dat. this is found to be anoying and lazy among girl.
I cant text nick for too long because he is so homo textual its sad
The text equivalent of verbal diarrhea or mouth diarrhea. Stuff so stupid, inane, weak, lame, just plain embarrassingly bad, etc. that it makes you cringe just to read it on your computer screen (cell phone, etc.).
"90 percent of the stuff people submit to Urban Dictionary is textual diarrhea. Much of it is so bad that it makes you feel embarrassed FOR the person who submitted it."
noun.
1. a state of affairs existing between those engaged in a relationship based primarily on text message correspondence.
2. a relationship where having text is the primary goal.
We're in a committed, textual relationship because we text each other daily; though I'm afraid she's just using me for text!
When you have a secret relationship, so secret you can't even talk on the phone for fear of being overheard, so you text each other.
"THEY will be home tonight, so we'll have to have textual relations."
A textually attractive person texts in complete sentences, uses proper grammar, is witty and otherwise intelligent sounding in written communication.
“The woman I met on Hinge says she’s willing to meet with me because after several nights of being of texting, she confessed she finds me incredibly textually attractive !”