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Ajax

Ajax's often come off as shy when you first meet them, slowly but surely, when the two of you get close you truly get to see the kind of person they are. Ajax's are one of a kind people, They're the best best friend to have, and are always there for you no matter what. They come off as introverted but if youre someone they're close to, you'll notice how their eyes sparkles when they talk about something they love, and the way their laughter basically fills the entire room. Theyre funny too, sometimes. No matter how you'll be feeling, Ajax's always manage to life your mood with their witty and sassy remarks. If you manage to get an Ajax, dont let them go :)

Oh you know Ajax right?

ofcourse I do, theyre amazing!

by Vaaaanyah November 23, 2021


Ajax

The best person you will ever meet in your entire life. He is very charming, hilarious, selfless, and a great person.

If you ever meet an Ajax, hold onto them.

Jeremiah: I met an Ajax yesterday, and let me tell you, he is the best person ever!

Roy: That's great.

by goldtongue November 20, 2022


Tartaglia/Childe/Ajax

Tartaglia is literally the hottest character in fiction.

Im literally married to him and i have his massive 100km cock inside me.
There are NO words to describe how much i love him and how down bad i am
I would literally kidnap him in my basement and make him fuck me every minute
I would literally let him rape me do ANYTHING he wants with me and i would spar with him until i die. I want to do everything with him like every verb to ever exist and it would still be too little.
Every time i see him i cant look away for an hour because hes too perfect.
He could make me eat my own limbs while fucking me and i would be grateful he lives in my head i remember everything about him every voiceline every strand of hair i would kill someone or myself to just get one second with him hes my whole life i cant be in relationships because of how much i love him i can pay anything to see him

without him i would be dead i LITERALLY carved his name into my thigh!!

I literally start giggling and kicking my feet every time i see him or even remember him nothing else matters but tartaglia hes my life my air my world imagine needing friends if you have tartaglia.

hes the hottest character so sweet even the part where he lives for fighting and is a masochist But hes so nice to his family and i would conquer the world with him and beyond.
Imagine not liking Tartaglia Im literally his biggest fan/simp/everything!!

I love tartaglia and i want to kms every time someone mischaracterizes him<3

(i hit the word limit)
Priest: Do you want to take Tartaglia/Childe/Ajax as your husband and be with him for the rest of your life?
Me: Yes.
*agressively makes out with Tartaglia*

by Dzikuss. July 02, 2024


AFC Ajax

The toast of the Eerste Divisie. Incapable of competing in top-flight Dutch football, conference play, or even MLS 4. An embarrassment to Flemish-speakers everywhere.

My wife left me, I got fired from my job, my car broke down, and my children won't talk to me but at least I'm not AFC Ajax!

by TJAce December 13, 2023


AFC Ajax

Greatest Dutch Football Club based in Amsterdam.

Dutch 1: Vvivianen is better
Dutch 2: AFC Ajax has more UCL

by Droit June 12, 2023


Ajax Mok

the biggest forehead on earth. He is the true mom

ajax mok has a big forehead

by mokkk May 22, 2022