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Adj. Beef curtains flap during mid hurdle
Did you see the girl at the track meet land the clapping grasshopper?
Similar in nature to the mud crickets found in the south. A desert grasshopper spends it's warmer months located in the desert southwest around the Laughlin, Lake Havasu and Parker areas surrounded by men twice their age with watercraft, beer bellies and large quantities of alchohol. These creatures migrate during the colder months and can be found around Glamis, Dumont and the Mojave Desert. They are easy to spot during this part of the season, as they tend to be found with 45 to 70 year old males with toy haulers, SxS's and lifted trucks.
Bob bought a four seat RZR with his retirement money, that we he could haul three desert grasshoppers to the Joint in Randsburg
When the muscle in you're wheener jumps
My saber tooth grasshopper wouldn't settle down.
a grasshopper riding his unicycle
he is having fun, so shut up and watch his performance.
Guy 1: what is that
Guy 2: a grasshopper riding unicycles duhhh
Guy 1: but that's your girlfriend riding her bike-
Mixing green pre-workout with vodka.
Heywood: How did Johnny double his PR in a week?
Jablowme: He took the Magic Grasshopper today.
To do a bong hit as a passenger standing in a moving convertible.
Last night was insane; we drove around doing grasshoppers all night.
A person (usually balding) who hops on his personal computer and runs the Grass™ extension 24/7 to collect internet points
That brute fella, he's such a grasshopper with his dangy little computer