COB

Cars on blocks.

Don't buy a house in a neighborhood where there are alot of COBS.

Cob

Insult, usually used towards stupid people.

Ex. You're such a cob!

Cob on

Having a boner or hard on

Sally: has John got a cob on?!

Jane: yeah! How embarrassing in public

Cobs

Fuck off

Cobs

Cob

Cob
-pronounced kawb
-adjective

A negative adjective used to describe a person or place/event. Originated on the football field of Arroyo Grande High School (a small town in the central coast of California).

You little kids are so cob.

That concert was so cob it was just a bunch of teary-eyed emos.

cob

a sharp poke or goose in the anus

ouch that cob hurt!

COB

An acronym which can stand for many things, but in a social setting (when drinking) it usually refers to "Champagne of Beers", or Miller High Life.

Can also stand for the metal band Children of Bodom.

Hey bro, grab me a COB...