Spontaneous Synchronized Shitting Sarcoma

(SSSS) a serious disease characterized by unpredictable synchronized shitting of two or more people within 10 meters of each other and subsequent synchronized prayer for forgiveness.

"Can you imagine if today was Thursday instead of Tuesday?"
"Honestly, if it were thursday, we would all contract spontaneous synchronized shitting sarcoma and have to change our pants"

Lyrical Synchronicity

The phenomenon in which a word or phrase from a song being actively listened to coincides with the simultaneous appearance of the same word or concept in one’s immediate physical environment. This can occur in visual, auditory, or experiential forms, such as reading a word at the exact moment it is sung or witnessing an action as it is described in the lyrics. The experience often evokes a sense of significance, as if reality and music are momentarily synchronized in an unexpected yet meaningful way.

I experienced lyrical synchronicity today when I noticed someone staring at me and at the same time the song I was listening to said "I'll be watching you"

Synchronized Beddance

Simply the way of making love

Dude: Heey baby! Want to learn some synchronized beddance

Girl: Yeah sure!

Dude: Follow me to my bed then.