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turtles

I like them.

I like turtles!

by thepiguyofdoom May 26, 2010


Turtle

THE MOST MAGESTIC THING EVER

I LOVE THAT FRICKIN TURTLE

by TurtlesAreCool42 December 03, 2017


the Turtle

The Turtle is It's (Pennywise) natural enemy. He, like It, is also an ancient Macroverse dweller and he vomited up our universe and possibly others while having indigestion.

Later, a few years before the Losers would return to Derry, the Turtle puked inside his shell and choked to death on a galaxy or two.

The Turtle likes to use the word "son" and gave odd advice to Bill while he was in the void the first time.

by Arc of Reason July 11, 2008


turtles

the best animal in the world!

turtles

by Anonymous September 30, 2003


turtling

The delicate moments right before one really, really has to take a shit, where the shit is literally poking its head out of the sphincter then quickly hiding inside again.

Man, on the drive home from Disneyland, I had to take a serious shit; I was totally turtling.

by Chris November 17, 2003


Turtle

A person who has retreated into a metaphorical shell in order to block out all life-related shit and responsibilities.

Joe: I'm going full turtle.

Amy: You can't! You have two essays to write tonight!
Joe: I don't care. I'm a turtle!

by Therealturtle December 03, 2013


Turtleing

When you have to poop so bad and it feels as if it is starting to poke out. Only to have you force it back in via a strong clench.

I must get back to the room I am Turtleing right now. Hurry Up! I am Turtleing!

by DSeanK January 26, 2015