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jons mum

a beach whale flat on its back with a cunt the size of Buckingham palace

Jons mum is waiting for you

by Jonsmum February 11, 2014


Jon-luc

A Jon-luc is a person who gets too much attention but also is hilarious and kind to most anyone he meets.he is the god of cheez its and loves a good friend

He’s so funny he must be a jon-luc

by John Daniel May 11, 2019


big daddy jon

big daddy jon is a big badass that can call you baby boi when you pass him in the hall or at a Raider meet

big daddy jon helped me get over that 12 foot wall in december

by Baby Boi Brendan February 25, 2022


Jon McDonald

Your local pedo a bit like Dylan beeston

Dylan: Hi Moses wanna get in my van

Moses: oh Dylan don’t be such Jon McDonald

by Juice WRLD seizure December 29, 2019


Jon V.

Puerto Rican in his early 30s heavily tatted and probably sleeps on his motorcycle shaped bed naked just bearing his Gold Chain.

Jon V. Is bae

by Anonymous1984boi November 23, 2021


jon samuels

The act of describing guilty pleasures as normal, daily acts.

He jon samuels'd me. He said he was going to the gym but he went streaking through Richmond Park.

by Mexican in disguise May 31, 2017


Jon Jon The Great

The man the myth the legend. A mysterious man he works ten times as everyone else in his passion and sets the standards he is success

I am Jon Jon The Great

by Hello2orld February 29, 2020