a beach whale flat on its back with a cunt the size of Buckingham palace
A Jon-luc is a person who gets too much attention but also is hilarious and kind to most anyone he meets.he is the god of cheez its and loves a good friend
He’s so funny he must be a jon-luc
big daddy jon is a big badass that can call you baby boi when you pass him in the hall or at a Raider meet
big daddy jon helped me get over that 12 foot wall in december
Your local pedo a bit like Dylan beeston
Dylan: Hi Moses wanna get in my van
Moses: oh Dylan don’t be such Jon McDonald
Puerto Rican in his early 30s heavily tatted and probably sleeps on his motorcycle shaped bed naked just bearing his Gold Chain.
The act of describing guilty pleasures as normal, daily acts.
He jon samuels'd me. He said he was going to the gym but he went streaking through Richmond Park.
The man the myth the legend. A mysterious man he works ten times as everyone else in his passion and sets the standards he is success
I am Jon Jon The Great