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The collective majority of people who attend Johnson Highschool
“That football team has a bunch of rich dumbass bitches”
“No shit it’s Johnson”
a dumbass angel is aziraphale in season 2 episode 6 of ‘good omens’.
*crowley kisses aziraphale and the angel almost cries*
aziraphale: i forgive you.
crowley: don’t bother.
the viewers: THAT FUCKING DUMBASS ANGEL SHOULD KILL HIMSELF
Everyone has been in dumbass mode at least once in their life. To enter dumbass mode, you have to say or do something utterly stupid. Examples include:
Failing a shiny pokemon
Kicking the kool kid
Cheating on your wife
microwaving your fork
falling down the stairs
Once you enter dumbass mode and do something stupid, cool points are subtracted until you successfully enter kool mode again.
Jerry went into complete dumbass mode when he tried to kick the bully in the nuts. Jerry now regrets that.
a b1 battle droid that is so vastly inferior in processing power due to being an older model connected to a core ship. this causes them to be so autistic that they sexplode.
clone 1: do you remeber that dumbass clanker yesterday?
clone 2: yeah it was a fuckin moron
THE END
a camp where dumbasses go to not be dumbasses
go to dumbass camp
The theorem that makes you look smart even though your jus plain incorrect
4x3 actually equals 8 bc if you break them apart then multiply all of them together you get 8. This is the dumbass theorem bc it make you look smart
Someone who is dumb but is smart enough to realize they are dumb
Not to be confused with smartass
“Man how did I get that wrong I am so fucking stupid”
“Hey at least your a smart dumbass and not just a regular one”