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the little hard piece of shit at the very tip of ones butt hole
damn, i can't walk, i have a turtle head
a. A turtle that can sometimes be seen on top of a tall pole in the Midwest. When you see a turtle on top of a tall pole, you think:
Well, you know it didn't get up there by itself.
It must not know what to do now that it's up there.
And what asshole put it up there in the first place?
b. Can refer to a person similar questions can be applied to.
Tim: Wow, Sara Palin's an idiot.
Alex: Yeah, she's a total pole turtle.
The most boss ass turtle you’ll ever meet
Squirt the turtle is a fucking Greek god or some shit
A flying turtle is a turtle that is flying.
I saw a flying turtle in my dream last night.
Derived from the phrase 'awkward turtle'.
Refers to someone who is inferior to another person. The other person is superior to them there the other person is much cooler and more popular.
Do you know Nick? He's such an inferior turtle!" "Yeah especially to Katy, she's so superior
David Letterman's flight could not take off due to turtles on the runway.
A marijuana reference coined by E-40
"turtle smoke in the air, girls up in here with no underwear. Old enough to know better, but young enough to not care"