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Jon Griffith

Science "teacher", track coach, athlete, very good at using projectors to display needed information, and loves Mountain Dew.

Jon Griffith sometimes has to lower his standards and drink mellow yellow when he is out of Mountian Dew.

by T.J. Coakley March 08, 2007


Jon Olsen

Big shrek daddy with big pp

"Jon Olsen is miles's number 1 shrek daddy

by Memes i love memes April 17, 2022


Jon Peeper

Same as Tom Peeper

That guy is a real Jon Peeper

by Spamela10000 March 08, 2022


motherfu'kin' jon

One of the most talented Drum and Bass DJs to ever mix records. Unfortunately his DJ career was doomed because he didn't know how to not call out bullshit when he saw it. Either that or all the promoters got salty when they found out that he indeed did fuck their mother.

"Who is this mixing on this CD? This is awesome"
"Oh man, that's Motherfu'kin' Jon!"

by MFJ420 June 12, 2023


Jon Dretto

Alternate definition or synonym for douchebag.

That guy in the Telsa is driving like a total Jon Dretto - he keeps cutting everyone off.

by FrankieSanz June 17, 2022


Being a Jon

A person who uses there laziness as an excuse for being selfish.

Being a Jon:
Billy won't come to my birthday party because he's lazy but i know it's because I live far from him and it's inconvenient for him. Billy is being such a Jon.

by sammyflakes June 12, 2016


Jon Stewart

Hottest Man in America

Jon Stewart on Kilmar Abrego Garcia on The Daily Show: "Can I honestly tell you? Like, this isn't even really...the thing that's...like, they're fucking enjoying this, like the two of them: our president, their president, "I can't do it. I guess we'll just have to let him rot in fucking prison, even though he didn't deserve to be there." I know you guys don't care about this guy–I'm talking about these two–" {Donald Trump (USA) and Nayib Bukele (SLV)} "–but somebody else cares about this person, and you just randomly, with no evidence that you'll show anybody, call him a terrorist."

by 7568ino April 20, 2025