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literally the most perfect boy ever!
girl #1: wow i really need a good bf
girl #2: you better go find you a blake, you know they’re always amazing!
Hi Blake! My brain does not feel good. Going to either stab children and/or drone strike politicians.
Hym "Because they are so fucking worthless. They are literally just repeating 'We don't have a king! We have values!" And it's like, 1. You don't get a say in whether or not you have a king. 2. The president of the Jews killed so many children that he ran out of ammunition and then you paid him billions of dollars AND GAVE HIM MORE AMMUNITION 3. You can't filibuster a drone strike so I guess just start drone striking politicians every 3 hours until the pay me for the AI they both stole and gave to Israel to commit a genocide. POLITICIAN GENOCIDE! WOOOOOO!!! Biden lied to everyone about working tirelessly for a ceasefire. Politicians are lying about everything and they need their rights restricted immediately. Bye Blake!"
Blake is a majestic man who moggs all over the wimen and gas lights them into making them piss into draws. Blake can not stop puling the wimen when he pulls out that magical celery stick and yams it whenever wherever. He is known for his continuous threesomes with his marvelous comrad fezual willy who cant keep himself together and requires assistance from Blake in almost every aspect of his life.
a small pp loves Jasmine love to write a book and eat doritos and humps ava jane
The coolest person in the world<3
Blake: *exists*
Everyone else: *happy scream*
Blake is a cool guy. He just wants to be chill. He just wants to be loved. He knows there is so much love around him but never actually feels it in his presence. The loneliness surrounds Blake, and makes his lows quite hollow. Blake represses his emotions in good moments and loves being happy and sharing memories with friends. He is very handsome and funny, honestly the perfect man for any beautiful girl. If you know a Blake you’re pretty lucky.
Blake walked down the shore, wind blowing in his hair, with a beauty by his side