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Cloud Seeding

When Individual is jerking off or having sex and it seems they can’t finsih, and mid stroke, they feel someone massaging their prostate and they bust their load all over.

Ayyy Yoo, Can you cloud seed me, I need a little help making it rain.

Last night if it wasn't for you cloud seeding me, I would still have blue balls.

by Deathdesired247 May 30, 2024


Cloud Strife

Slut

Cloud Strife is so slutty

by FruitEnjoyer March 10, 2024


Public Cloud

Inherently unstable and terrible

Fucking Azure is down again, why are we still using public cloud on prod guys?

by silvanathecat June 26, 2024


cloud fucked

When Anthony Weiner's emails get synced from the cloud and you lose a Presidential election because of it

Wow, I was going to be President, until I got cloud fucked.

by Six_Flags_Kid_NC November 15, 2016


Grensten-Cloud phenomenon

When playing a card game.. after you play a card then draw and realize the card drawn would have been the better play.

That card would have been better- Goddamn grensten-cloud phenomenon

by Buzbmr March 14, 2021


Sausage in a cloud

The act of filling the water tank on a toilet with Barbasol shaving cream then pooping on top of it.

Tony put a sausage in a cloud inside my toilet! Took me 30 flushes to clear it all out.

by Gmsisd January 17, 2017


Cloud whore

A group of people on the internet with a high libido, (mostly attracted to 2d people). They spend their time listening to NSFW content on SoundCloud.

"I got no sleep last night...I stayed up all night to Hawks, Aizawa, Levi-"
"Jeez you're such a Cloud whore!"

by otakuonyourblock February 18, 2021