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My parents get upset.
When I smoke in the car, my dukes get cheezy.
Usually said just before getting ahead of ourselves.
Redditter 1: Jacob follows Rogue on Twitter, Roster change confirmed.
Redditter 2: Let's not get ahead of oursel... Jacob on Rogue confirmed.
I'm walking home from work just now, and I walk out the door... Step down the hill onto the side walk... And I zone out COMPLETELY. I don't remember walking across the intersection... I don't remember crossing the train tracks... I don't remember turning the corner... I look up and I can already see my apartment.
Hym "How in the fuck did I get home just now? I can usually recall walking past some of the milestones I use to, like, keep track of my progress but this time... What the fuck happened just there? I just skipped like 80% of my walk. I... Are you trying to kill me? I lost like a full 30 minutes just there. I mean, it was 730 when I started writing this... I pooped and showered... Rubbed one out... The walk home only takes 10 minutes... I'm missing like 30 minutes. What the fuck is happening there? Randy didn't show up today... So THAT was weird... What the fuck is happening there? I mean AS SOON as I stepped on the sidewalk it's like I skipped the next 8 minutes forward in time... And then I'm still missing 22 minutes... Hmmm... Are YOU doing that? Time is all fucked today."
when you literally just start beating the shit outta your s/o
"yo me and sandra got in a domestic earlier"
"damn, you rock her shit?"
"bro she hospitalized on god"
"Man if she doesn't make me a sandwich I'm getting in a domestic with her"
"bro clap her ass"
Jamming out to Beyoncé
george was getting his Beyoncé on
Dude your getting your Beyoncé on
Getting beat to death with a crowbar.
"Barney was Getting Freemaned yesterday."