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(Medical jargon) When a kidney stone glances and dislodges a large scaberous blockage in the male urethra.
"May the record reflect there was a seven-ten split during the procedure. We will begin extraction."
Splooge + Shitting = Splitting
When you jerk off on the toilet and simultaneously push out a shit as you finish, resulting in a larger load of jizz.
I caught Elliot splitting in my bathroom when he said he just had a stomach ache.
To shit and cum at the same time.
Man I was so drunk last night with that chick I accidentally pulled a Cincinnati Split Shift
A split screen video where you watch a person (split screen lurker) watching a viral video. .
Sometimes making comments, or just watching.
: Where’s the original viral video? I wanna see it without the split screen lurker in the way., it’s never funny.
: I know, right. . Overlays are way funnier.
The action of thinking about two different subjects or ideas while attempting to communicate, usually resulting in communications failures.
Person A: I just hit a deer.
Person B (Thought 1): Did it have antlers? That would be a buck.
Person B (Thought 1): I hope you avoided getting hurt. I probably would have ducked.
Person B: Was it a duck?
Person A: No, but I wish it was.
Person A: I'm sorry, I was split braining there.
When a naked old bird touches her toes with her back to you and her fanny looks like a split hot dog bun. Usually accompanied by piles.
The female cast of Cocoon were bent down in the wet changing rooms at my local swimming pool and I got an eyeful of various split hot dog buns.
Something the same as something else
Me and him are like a split image!