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A sexual maneuver in a performance of acrobatic sex act
She did the Louisiana split on the dick
When you and your friend really want some good quality action and take a platano, throw whip cream on it and ENJOY it in many different ways IYKWIM!!!!!
Hey what are you doing today?
nothing. you wanna do something?
sure. how about a platano split?
Sounds great. ill bring a platanero to use the platano and we can have A TON OF FUN!
A split hose is no good to anybody.
Also, an urban dance move.
Oh Jesse’s a split hose, no good to anybody.
A girl or woman who has gone through puberty
Person 1: That 18 year old woman is hot.
Person 2: Yeah, cause she is splitting at the seam
When a human(mostly man)is receiving oral from a monkey, and the monkey mistakes his Penis for a bannana than bites it off. On occasions it proceeds to anal fuck you.
Micheal harsch enjoys the bannana split.
When a naked old bird touches her toes with her back to you and her fanny looks like a split hot dog bun. Usually accompanied by piles.
The female cast of Cocoon were bent down in the wet changing rooms at my local swimming pool and I got an eyeful of various split hot dog buns.
Something the same as something else
Me and him are like a split image!